Jessica Simpson got Betrayed?

Having built quite a reputation shredding Jessica Simpson and her ex-husband Nick Lachey back then, imagine how pumped this tabloid is to have her engaged again! Imagine what shocking betrayals they can have Eric Johnson commit!

Despite the dramatic headline that makes you think Eric cheated, the meat of the story (very lean meat at that) is that she's just "discovered Eric’s secret past."

This runs counter to the main headline, but whatever. The details of what he did that's so bad? He studied how to snag a rich woman. He's a freeloader. Snooze.

Also, she's hot if nothing else, and this is one of the worst Jessica Simpson pictures ever. Why not show some cleave? Or a picture with the betrayer himself?

After they tried to make Jessica pregnant last week, this is two straight bombs, L&S. Do us a favor and step it up next week. Third time's the charm, baby.